Not so innocent looking now are they!!
After these photos were shot the "deer" ambled away having no clue that whatever their plot is, it may soon be uncovered. Speculation in the newsroom has been that these creatures are EATING the tasty grasses and acorns Presque Isle provides. OH, the mammality!
Presque Isle, Naturally ace reporters interviewed several resident woodland creatures to get their reactions to this expose.
"Well, I've been trying to lose a little weight, so I don't have a problem with the deer eating some of the acorns. Those unsightly droppings, however, are another story! Do you ever see squirrel scat all over the trails, NO! And another thing...."
"I think they're nice. Wait...did you say they eat acorns...? Why those (*&(#*&#s!!"Hiss, hiss!Frankly, I think it stinks!!
We tried to reach the grass eating deer for comment but none were willing to be interviewed.
[More noisy newsroom sounds followed by muffled conversation] What? Deers' eyes reflect the flash back? It's normal? SO...they're not aliens? Oh, man, I feel like an idiot.
Good news folks! It seems there has been a misunderstanding here at the station and the deer in question are just your standard white-tails. Sorry for the interruption, we now return you to our regularly scheduled blogramming.